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    Robot for sale

    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
    The father asks his son What did you do this afternoon
    The son says, I did some schoolwork.
    The robot slaps the son.
    The son says, Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.
    Dad asks, What movie did you watch
    Son says, Toy Story.
    The robot slaps the son.
    Son says, Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.
    Dad says, What At your age I didn't even know what porn was
    The robot slaps the father.
    Mum laughs and says, Well, he certainly is your son.
    The robot slaps the mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howa243 View Post
    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
    The father asks his son What did you do this afternoon
    The son says, I did some schoolwork.
    The robot slaps the son.
    The son says, Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.
    Dad asks, What movie did you watch
    Son says, Toy Story.
    The robot slaps the son.
    Son says, Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.
    Dad says, What At your age I didn't even know what porn was
    The robot slaps the father.
    Mum laughs and says, Well, he certainly is your son.
    The robot slaps the mother.
    i like a lot LOL

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    how true very good

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