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    Going to heaven

    The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?'
    > Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
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    > 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
    > Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
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    > 'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
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    > Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'
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    > The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
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    > Johnny said: "Well, I walked past Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mum had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
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    > 'Oh God! I'm coming!'
    > If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."

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