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    Women's stalking

    Took the Mrs to Scotland stalking for bank holiday weekend(good of me wasn't it) with 3 lads off here.now I know what your thinking but she enjoys it, will muck in with the skinning & butchering (as long as she gets to munch on a filler within a few hours) and likes the walking & scenery.
    Whilst enjoying our morning breakfast having all stalked early morning (except the Mrs don't do mornings) we were talking about butchering up deer to co in cooler boxes for the trip home so sent the Mrs to the local hardware shop to get us some SKY HOOKS to hang the deer up to butcher & some BLADE BALM to keep our knives clean & sterile.
    It took some time for her to realise & then forgive us! What have you done to yours?
    LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE & PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!

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    The title of the thread made me think it was about restraining orders............
    Best Regards,
    Adrian.

    Jedward. The reason why there are two barrels on a shotgun.

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    The mind it goes into?
    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianC View Post
    The title of the thread made me think it was about restraining orders............
    LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE & PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!

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    sky hooks are always a classic.
    you obviously haven't met my wife if you think I am going to pull that kind of stuff though!!

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    What about the bears on the river and get your misses a .223 so she can shoot deer.

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    I forgot about that one Paul, for the rest of you the boys convinced her while we were watching the Salmon run the falls near or stalking in scotland that there were bears around & that they would be out soon to catch Salmon like she'd seen on TV. She also has to start shooting her own deer instead of eating everyone else's fillet, lol
    Quote Originally Posted by PAULT View Post
    What about the bears on the river and get your misses a .223 so she can shoot deer.
    LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE & PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!

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    I sent my ex for some Eco friendly wooden radiators from b& q

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    Just tried that one! Whoooooosh straight over the top,
    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo1984 View Post
    I sent my ex for some Eco friendly wooden radiators from b& q
    LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE & PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWMMAN3738 View Post
    Just tried that one! Whoooooosh straight over the top,
    Ask your good lady of she remembers that famous Irish singer " patty o'doors "

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    Just did

    She can't be that famous if I haven't heard of her came the reply!
    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo1984 View Post
    Ask your good lady of she remembers that famous Irish singer " patty o'doors "
    LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE & PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!

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