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Thread: My wife is divorcing me because of SD !

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    My wife is divorcing me because of SD !

    My wife has had enough of me having my head in my iPhone every evening for 2 hours.She now wants a devorce as she says I have another woman that I am texting on an evening ???
    Thanks SD for being such a wonderful site/ forum.
    Happy days !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant.N View Post
    My wife has had enough of me having my head in my iPhone every evening for 2 hours.She now wants a devorce as she says I have another woman that I am texting on an evening ??? Thanks SD for being such a wonderful site/ forum. Happy days !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant.N View Post
    My wife has had enough of me having my head in my iPhone every evening for 2 hours.She now wants a devorce as she says I have another woman that I am texting on an evening ???
    Thanks SD for being such a wonderful site/ forum.
    Happy days !!!!
    Pmsl..... Oh how familiar does that sound!!!!!��

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    Will we all have to turn up as co respondents at the divorce hearing?

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    Brilliant, typed on my phone

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    We DONT want the kids!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmick11 View Post
    Will we all have to turn up as co respondents at the divorce hearing?
    Count me out - I haven't the shoes for it.

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    Make sure you get custody of the dog!

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    heard it many many times,,,no matter what, "i want a divorce because XYZ shooting related" blah blah blah....

    do men ever go "I want a divorce because of your organising closets, obsession with shoes/bags or being forced to watch crappy TV"...no..we ENJOY it because it means we get a few minutes to ourselves to think!

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    Tell her you have another woman that you are writing to her name is Jayb . That will keep her guessing and tell her when she talks to you her bingo wings flap and it puts you off looking at her she will soon quiet down abit.

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