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    Myth of multitasking females.

    Just got back in from having the weekly trouser down session at Sainsbury's, Mugged by Brian & Marvin at the door for the Pig ears... & then berated for collecting the wrong box of eggs / wrong packs of butter etc etc etc, & eeek how much for Lamb!!!, meanwhile the pack of two light bulbs I got for her reading lamp, were opened without looking what was going on, the other multitasking hand was screwing the first bulb out of the pack into the lamp,(just to check I had selected the correct type you know!!)... Crash ... out falls bulb two... Not a case of BOGOF, but, BUYTWOUSEONE.


    A tense silence now exists between us
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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    Enjoy the silence while it lasts. She can't nag or ask you to do things if she isn't talking to to you.
    I can speak in-depth and with great knowledge about most subjects until some bugger who actually knows what he is speaking about opens his gob .

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    I am absolutely sure women cannot multitask.

    The last time I told mine to sit down and shut up she could not manage it.

    My bandages come off next week.
    "Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista.....................".

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    Quote Originally Posted by charadam View Post
    I am absolutely sure women cannot multitask.

    The last time I told mine to sit down and shut up she could not manage it.

    My bandages come off next week.

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    Multi tasking's a myth. It just means she can f#!k up two jobs at once!
    You can't say muntjac without saying, Mmmmmm.

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    Can't decide which of the two above / latest I laughed at most!
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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    Quote Originally Posted by finnbear270 View Post
    Can't decide which of the two above / latest I laughed at most!
    ​Plus 1
    I can speak in-depth and with great knowledge about most subjects until some bugger who actually knows what he is speaking about opens his gob .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry mac View Post
    Multi tasking's a myth. It just means she can f#!k up two jobs at once!
    Indeed, there's no real difference between male and female brains - its just that men have learnt the value of concentrating so you do one job properly rather than two ***** ones at the same time!

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    Woman can only multi task as they don't have the capabilities to finish off one thing or another so take more on and who picks up the pieces us.
    ​but how many chaps on here think ahead for them allowing them to think they can complete a task.

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