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Thread: The SDs great scottish manhunt "Walkabout" Fun

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    The SDs great scottish manhunt "Walkabout" Fun

    Well it all started off on the wednesday early afternoon just as i had shot my "Drive by Sika" Malcolm sped past in his Loooove machine just as i started the gralloch. Myself and andy looked at each other and thought nothing more of it Anyway sika back at the larder we set off back to the cottage Then it all started
    Panic panic, It turned out we had lost a member of the party whilst malcolm was showing them the ground. He decided he would go for "Walkabout" In an area he didnt know
    A search party was organised to locate "walkabout" either living or dead It was like a murder mystery weekend i'll tell ya
    I decided i should take photographic evidence of what was happening ready to send into the BBC for a top documentary
    Jingzy started of by shouting lets find him We all looked at each other and thought "What the hell did he say" Can we have that in the queens english please
    Our comnications expert Frantically looked up the number for mountain search & rescue and strung together a "Brace" of radios to keep contact between the search party and the cottage where the nearest phone was. Top Idea
    Well it all got a bit too much for poor old JAYB so he hit the Booze and said he would stop at the cottage with the other radio from the "Brace" and keep everyone up to date (while sipping from his tinny)
    This was the last picture taken of "Rob-Mike-Walkabout" we had so everyone took a look so we knew what we were looking for
    Tika308 Laughed as he played with his tazer gun and said were wasting our time hes Probably dead and the wolves from the next estate will eat him The sick F***er i thought Why Didnt i think of that 1
    Anyway we Got Todd dressed up for the hunt, He didnt seem too pleased at the thought of having to wear a silly hat and a guide dog harness just to look for "Walkabout" when he could be chasing Deer about or sleeping. Or even helping JAYB sup his tinny Think the look on his face said F**k him i wanna stay home
    Anyway we spent hours looking for "Walkabout" and he finally turned up at the cottage after being kidnapped by some locals who drove him half way around scotland
    Poor old JAYB was slaughtered after looking after a case of Bitter for us hard walked search party members when we got back

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    Its true, and the locals we asked sent us in the wrong direction,

    the old people were determined to help me, and wouldnt let me out of the car for over an hour and a half.

    once again sorry lads.

    btw how big are those photos?

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    Fester you should start writing novels

    I notice you didnt put yourself in the pictures, in your mountain dress!! but there was a brace of you (Andy and yourself) searching together


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    Fester, you foetus killer, if you only knew the effort that went into looking after those tinnie's, thank God I had the fragrant Fran to keep me awake. What made them taste all the better is that they were your's, from the 18 a tin carton I think

    Nice story though you bugger.


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    Hi bobt
    Are you sure these locals who kidnapped you didnt abuse you in anyway, what with all them sheep about a new comer to the area would of been a real treat for them in the remote area what we were in
    I decided to put the BIG pics up so you wouldnt "Wander" off the thread mate
    The main thing is it all turned out ok and we didnt end up dragging your body off the hill Or should i say Tika308 (Andy) didnt, as its him that does all the dragging
    Jokes aside you wasnt injured so thats all that counts at the end of the day
    and it made a brilliant week even more exciting and also gave me something to take the P**s out of

    Ive left the pics of me and andy up the hill in our "Realtree" Dresses for another post that will be going on shortly along with some very very interesting pictures of yourself i mite add

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    Hi John
    I think you got the better end of the job mate with better company Im not saying the company i was in (Andys) was bad mind. We did have the fits of laughter on several occasions whilst hunting down "walkabout" along the river edge and woodland Im sure Andy will add to this at some point no doubt
    If my calculations are correct i think you owe me 2156 for them tinnys or i will settle for a cinnamon bun, The choice is yours my friend

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    Ayup Nick, good story, made me laugh.

    What about when you and the other half o right said Fred went looking for "walkabout" and were shouting "BOB" and after about an hour had passed you looked at eachj other and asked why you were shouting BOB when his name was Mike.

    Yep, JAYB deffo got the best job, relaying on the "brace" of radios with the mountain rescue.

    I actually thought at one point jingzy had got his mates to do a fly past when 2 jets came screaming past.


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    Hi wadas
    Thats one of the things that made us P**s when we realised his name was mike Bloody hell he would of turned up an hour earlier if we called him by his proper name. He probably walked rite past us and thought why the F**k are they standing in the middle of the woods shouting BOB the silly twats and just walked off
    I actually thought our comms expert had called in an air drop of supplies for us or it was JAYB having another crate of bitter dropped in

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    Excellent story, edge of the seat stuff right there!

    Slow day at work all round then?

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    Made me piss mate, im just drying my eyes while i type this
    Thats a rare copy you have there, Probably one of my 1st editions by fester/penguine publishers. Thats in the same league as fly fishing by JR hartley
    The dark chap in the middle gives it away as a 1st edition. The latter copies have him replaced by Andy wearing his realtree trousers
    Send it me and ill autograph it for ya

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