Fester
Well-Known Member
Well it all started off on the wednesday early afternoon just as i had shot my "Drive by Sika" Malcolm sped past in his Loooove machine just as i started the gralloch. Myself and andy looked at each other and thought nothing more of it Anyway sika back at the larder we set off back to the cottage :!: Then it all started
Panic panic, It turned out we had lost a member of the party whilst malcolm was showing them the ground. He decided he would go for "Walkabout" In an area he didnt know
A search party was organised to locate "walkabout" either living or dead It was like a murder mystery weekend i'll tell ya
I decided i should take photographic evidence of what was happening ready to send into the BBC for a top documentary
Jingzy started of by shouting lets find him We all looked at each other and thought "What the hell did he say" Can we have that in the queens english please
Our comnications expert Frantically looked up the number for mountain search & rescue and strung together a "Brace" of radios to keep contact between the search party and the cottage where the nearest phone was. Top Idea
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Well it all got a bit too much for poor old JAYB so he hit the Booze and said he would stop at the cottage with the other radio from the "Brace" and keep everyone up to date (while sipping from his tinny)
This was the last picture taken of "Rob-Mike-Walkabout" we had so everyone took a look so we knew what we were looking for
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Tika308 Laughed as he played with his tazer gun and said were wasting our time hes Probably dead and the wolves from the next estate will eat him The sick F***er i thought Why Didnt i think of that 1
Anyway we Got Todd dressed up for the hunt, He didnt seem too pleased at the thought of having to wear a silly hat and a guide dog harness just to look for "Walkabout" when he could be chasing Deer about or sleeping. Or even helping JAYB sup his tinny Think the look on his face said F**k him i wanna stay home
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Anyway we spent hours looking for "Walkabout" and he finally turned up at the cottage after being kidnapped by some locals who drove him half way around scotland
Poor old JAYB was slaughtered after looking after a case of Bitter for us hard walked search party members when we got back
Panic panic, It turned out we had lost a member of the party whilst malcolm was showing them the ground. He decided he would go for "Walkabout" In an area he didnt know
A search party was organised to locate "walkabout" either living or dead It was like a murder mystery weekend i'll tell ya
I decided i should take photographic evidence of what was happening ready to send into the BBC for a top documentary
Jingzy started of by shouting lets find him We all looked at each other and thought "What the hell did he say" Can we have that in the queens english please
Our comnications expert Frantically looked up the number for mountain search & rescue and strung together a "Brace" of radios to keep contact between the search party and the cottage where the nearest phone was. Top Idea
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Well it all got a bit too much for poor old JAYB so he hit the Booze and said he would stop at the cottage with the other radio from the "Brace" and keep everyone up to date (while sipping from his tinny)
This was the last picture taken of "Rob-Mike-Walkabout" we had so everyone took a look so we knew what we were looking for
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Tika308 Laughed as he played with his tazer gun and said were wasting our time hes Probably dead and the wolves from the next estate will eat him The sick F***er i thought Why Didnt i think of that 1
Anyway we Got Todd dressed up for the hunt, He didnt seem too pleased at the thought of having to wear a silly hat and a guide dog harness just to look for "Walkabout" when he could be chasing Deer about or sleeping. Or even helping JAYB sup his tinny Think the look on his face said F**k him i wanna stay home
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Anyway we spent hours looking for "Walkabout" and he finally turned up at the cottage after being kidnapped by some locals who drove him half way around scotland
Poor old JAYB was slaughtered after looking after a case of Bitter for us hard walked search party members when we got back