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    The ULTIMATE SCOTTISH JOKE

    The ULTIMATE SCOTTISH JOKE






    The Blood Donor








    An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises.
    As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out.



    Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type.
    The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
    After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.



    A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
    His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.



    After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of chocolates.

    The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.



    He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money, but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates."

    To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".









































































































































































































    Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c@#t, me.

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    Aye, a wee drap goes a long way

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    Ye canny steal the breeks aff a Heilander...

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