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    Passwords..

    Not mine, but (occassionally) apt -



    Don’t you hate it when you’re told your password has expired - you must register a new one…………..
    roses
    "Sorry, too few characters."
    pretty roses
    "Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
    1 pretty rose
    "Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
    1prettyrose
    "Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
    1f*****gprettyrose
    "Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
    1F***INGprettyrose
    "Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
    1f*****gPrettyRose
    "Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
    1F*****gPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeA ccessRightF*****gNow
    "Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."
    1F*****gPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAc cessRightF*****gNow
    "Sorry, that password is already in use."

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.

    "HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).



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    Quote Originally Posted by jcampbellsmith View Post
    Maybe you should try something like this? https://lastpass.com/ Regards JCS
    Are you on commission JCS? You've promoted this before?
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.

    "HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).



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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyefor View Post
    Are you on commission JCS? You've promoted this before?
    No. I pay 1$ a month for my subscription. It's an option for technically literate users, but for beginners it's not the answer. Regards JCS

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    JCS - are you 20 years old, do you wear a pony tail and have no life other than your keyboard?
    "Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista.....................".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcampbellsmith View Post
    ....It's an option for technically literate users, but for beginners it's not the answer. Regards JCS
    I am trying to work out if that is funny - or truly sad.
    Last edited by Eyefor; 19-10-2013 at 13:36.
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.

    "HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).



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    The best password you can use is 'Incorrect'!
    That way, when you get it wrong or forget it, you get a reminder from the computer:
    Your password is Incorrect!
    MS

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