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    Monday morning joke

    I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering and exiting different parts of my body,
    wires and machines monitoring every function, a gorgeous nurse hovering over me . . . . . .
    It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

    I then heard her say, 'You may not feel anything below the waist.'
    I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'

    Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c@#t, me.

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    Sako 75 6.5x55mm-Z6i 3-18x50. MauserM12 .308-SIII 6-24x50. Beretta 690 III Field 12b.
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
    Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)

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    Ha ha ha that's so bloody funny thanx for that bazil

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    Like it! Haha

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