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    The Mortgage

    For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
    His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 280,000 and your mother just lost her job.
    There's no way we can afford it.'
    The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase.
    So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
    Little Joe told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out.
    Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
    And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a 280,000 mortgage and no fu....g bike.

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