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    Dogs or women

    Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    1. The later you are, the more
    excited your dog is to see you.

    2. Dogs don't notice if you call them
    by another dog's name.

    3. Dogs like it if you leave lots
    of things on the floor.

    4. Dogs' parents never visit.

    5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

    6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

    7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.

    8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

    9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"

    10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.

    11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.

    13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick 'em.

    14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.

    15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.

    And last, but not least:

    16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.

    To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
    Then open the door, and observe who's happy to see you!

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    Exellent!!!
    Walk little- look often .

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    I was always told, wife in the kennel, dogs in the house.

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    all the above is true of my woman,she's one in a million

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    So that why I have 2 Dogs and no wife

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    Four dogs and the kindest lady in Scotland... I am a lucky man.

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    Lucky man you are indeed, dogs over woman any day of the week!

    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    Four dogs and the kindest lady in Scotland... I am a lucky man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    Four dogs and the kindest lady in Scotland... I am a lucky man.

    Quote Originally Posted by bartrums View Post
    all the above is true of my woman,she's one in a million

    and both standing behind you while you typed right?!

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    My dad always said get a dog and a ferret instead of a wife, there much less hassle and much much cheaper.
    God he was right if only I had took those words of advise seriously
    Wingy

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