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Thread: 10 Important people in a womans life

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    10 Important people in a womans life

    1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"

    2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"

    3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

    4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"

    5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"

    6. The banker because he says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

    7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"

    8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.

    9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

    10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve109 View Post

    10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
    brilliant

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    But preferably before he shoots it.......

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    and definitely not when your shot was a follow up shot from your mates...........

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    The only important person in my wife's life is herself, close second is her reflection in the mirror all the rest fall into insignificance

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