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Thread: Townies - Top Tips if You're Thinking Of Moving To The Countryside

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    Townies - Top Tips if You're Thinking Of Moving To The Countryside

    Please feel free to pass onto any "narrow-minded, braying bellend" that you meet in the pub...

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    Just about sums it up!

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    The (clean) tweed or cord-bedecked, RangeRover driving tw*ts and braying bell-ends annoy the feck out of most townies too
    I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, but it was only some fecker with a torch bringing me more work

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    Quote Originally Posted by geoshot View Post
    The (clean) tweed or cord-bedecked, RangeRover driving tw*ts and braying bell-ends annoy the feck out of most townies too
    Correct. If you look at the London meet-up thread, you'll see that there's a "no red cords" consensus. That said, braying bell-ends in camo are also annoying. It think it's the braying that's a problem, not the trousers. The same bell-ends can be heard in the Alps wearing snowboarding trousers.

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    no mention of the outside lights they all seem to "need" for the first few years, as they dont like it dark.

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