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    dealing with mental trauma

    The chief kitchen mechanic is currently wheelchair bound.
    Today, she insisted I take her to somewhere called a tesco.
    Divorse proceedings are commencing on Monday if they dig her up from under the patio.
    I am now going to have a glass or three of wine now I've calmed down a bit.
    How do you cope with this kind of traumatic experience?
    Below is a link to my website.
    Quad sticks

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    Quote Originally Posted by limulus View Post
    The chief kitchen mechanic is currently wheelchair bound.
    Today, she insisted I take her to somewhere called a tesco.
    Divorse proceedings are commencing on Monday if they dig her up from under the patio.
    I am now going to have a glass or three of wine now I've calmed down a bit.
    How do you cope with this kind of traumatic experience?
    its called vodka

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    Apart from stalking sometimes its the only time I get to myself so I make the most of it
    Don't usually go with the wife as it usually ends with big long discussions and takes twice as long as when I do it.
    We once spent 20minutes trying to decide which toothpaste to get

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    Quote Originally Posted by limulus View Post
    The chief kitchen mechanic is currently wheelchair bound.
    Today, she insisted I take her to somewhere called a tesco.
    Divorse proceedings are commencing on Monday if they dig her up from under the patio.
    I am now going to have a glass or three of wine now I've calmed down a bit.
    How do you cope with this kind of traumatic experience?
    To avoid awkward situations like that I just slip rhohypnol in her coffee when she talks about taking me shopping.
    By three methods we may learn wisdom:
    First, by reflection, which is noblest;
    Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
    and third by experience, which is the bitterest

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    All ours is done on line. I don't mind mine spending hours doing internet shopping this then allows me to do man things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1372 View Post
    To avoid awkward situations like that I just slip rhohypnol in her coffee when she talks about taking me shopping.
    .....and sometimes I just put it in my coffee
    By three methods we may learn wisdom:
    First, by reflection, which is noblest;
    Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
    and third by experience, which is the bitterest

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    A prime example of why I shall remain a bachelor. Been there, done that.
    No more.~Muir

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    I went with missus once, never the same since

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    When anyone asks me this I show them a method I use to help me cope I pour a glass of single malt and drink it ..... Want me to show you again? Oh alright then
    There are no perfect men in this world ..... Only perfect intentions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muir View Post
    A prime example of why I shall remain a bachelor. Been there, done that.
    No more.~Muir
    I'm fast coming to the same conclusion!!!
    There are no perfect men in this world ..... Only perfect intentions

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