Little Sam asked his Dad for a bike for his birthday. His Dad said "no son the mortgage is 80 grand and your mummy has just lost her job". The next day little Sam walked out with his suitcase packed. His Dad asked "Where are you going son "Sam replied" I walked past your bedroom last night and I heard you say to mum that you were pulling out,
she said to wait cos she was coming too, and I am not staying here on my own with an 80 grand mortgage and no ****ing bike.!!!!!!