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    The chicken and the donkey

    The chicken and the donkey:

    On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom
    loved to play together. One day, the two were playing
    when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink.
    Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee-hawed' for the
    chicken to go get the farmer for help!

    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
    farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
    no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
    tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the
    farmer's new silver BMW.

    Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started
    the beautiful motor car and sped off with a length of
    rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's
    life. Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but
    happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and
    he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
    chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to
    the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the Chicken then
    drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,
    rescued the donkey!

    Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the
    farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
    returned. The friendship between the two animals was
    cemented: best buddies, best pals.

    A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell
    into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and
    cried out to the donkey to save his life! The donkey
    thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the
    large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken
    to grab his willy and he would then lift him out of
    the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey
    pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    And the moral of the story?

    When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to
    pick up a chick.

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    Bonnie Scotland
    That's a kinda weird moral, when you think of how big a pr!ck the average BMW driver seems to be.

    Q: What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

    A: Porcupines have pr!cks on the outside.

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    still on the subject of Pricks...

    A little boy hurts his finger, runs in the house, and calls out to his mother. "Oh," she says, "let me get a band-aid for that."
    "No!" cries the boy, "Cider!"
    "Cider?" the mother exclaims. "What on earth do you want cider for?"
    "Because," he explains, "Sis says whenever she gets a PR**K in her hand, she likes to put it in cider.

    "let him without sin cast the first stone"

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