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    Surgery

    Man goes to India for a cheap willy extension. The surgeon suggests a baby elephants trunk at 3000, Man agrees. 6 weeks later while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels an unusual stirring in his pants & thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner, his willy flips out, steals an apple off the table & goes back. 'Wow' she says, can you do that again? He says my willy can, but i dont think my arse can take another apple.

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