A golfer hits his ball into a garden next to the golf course.

As he goes to get it, the home owner says: "Don't you see
the sign? It says 'Private property - Stay Out!'"

The golfer replies: "I'm sorry, I didn't see it. That's my
ball over there. May I have it, please?"

The man says: "It's in my garden and so it's my ball now."
The golfer looks at the him and says: "I think I understand."

He walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball,
then walks back and throws it into the garden.

The home owner asks: "Now what did you do that for?"

The golfer replies:

"I consider myself a gentleman, and I

believe every ***** should have two balls