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    Lord (Chris) Smith joke..

    A man is driving his lorry one noght when he he comes to a stop light. A man gets out the car alongside and runs up to the lorry window and taps on it. "Hello I'm Chris, Lord Smith, and you're losing some of your load".

    The guy in the lorry makes no response and when the light changes to green drives on. Lord Smith runs back to his car and catches the lorry back up at the next stop lights. "Hello I'm Chris, Lord Smith, and you're losing your load".

    Again the lorry driver makes no response and when the lights change to green drives on. For another time Lord Smith runs to his car and catches the lorry back up at the next stop lights and taps on the window. "Hello I'm Chris, Lord Smith, and you're losing your load".

    This time, finally, the lorry driver winds down his window. "Yes. And I'm Tom. And I'm gritting".

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    It's usually a blonde that tells him he's losing his load !! or at least it was when I first heard it many years ago.

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