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Thread: Bad day at work?

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    Bad day at work?

    When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:



    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
    thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.



    Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
    phone so you will not be disturbed.



    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.



    Open the package and remove the thermometer.





    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.



    Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in
    small print there is a statement:



    'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.





    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality

    control department at Johnson & Johnson.'




    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF

    A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

  2. #2
    that realy is a bad day
    lets hope you gave the one you hav a darn good clean before you used it
    ps to much information but hope you are feeling better

  3. #3
    My wife uses a rectal thermometer on our dogs, I wish she had told me before I put it under my tongue!

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