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    At the doctors

    Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

    Ear Infection

    This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
    there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and
    sometimes it is embarrassing.

    There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you
    tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

    I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
    guy handled it.

    A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

    The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
    crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

    'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,'
    he said.

    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in
    this room full of people. You should have said there is something
    wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
    with the Doctor in private.'

    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of
    strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out,
    waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
    her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

    'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter...

    Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.

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    That was awesome, PMSL.

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    Brilliant, think i woke up my housemate laughing at this.

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    Thats a cracker
    History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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