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Thread: Got this in the post from Channel 4

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    Got this in the post from Channel 4

    Dear Sir
    On behalf of Channel 4, may I thank you for your application,
    submitted on behalf of your mother-in law for our new reality show.
    Also for the the charming photograph you enclosed.
    Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected,
    I would point out that the correct title of the series is “Fact Hunt”.

    "Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista.....................".

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    You are a bad,bad man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AN DU RU FOX View Post
    give over!
    Brilliant, haven't been able to type for 5 mins whilst laughing!

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    Touch of lysdexia there.

    Are you from Sodding Chipbury by any chance?
    "Don't say I didnae warn ye !"

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    SD Regular
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    Dec 2008
    East Midlands M1/M69 Junction 21
    I did once think of suggesting celebrity wife beating to Channel 4.

    The programme would have been called "Slap My Bitch Up" and known celebrity wife beaters would have been invited to "slap up" inflatable women.

    Suspended form a gambrel and filled not with air but with weighed quantity pink blancmange. The winner being the celebrity who, wearing a pair of novelty oversize boxing gloves, was able to "slap up" the greatest weight of the pink blancmange out of his "bitch" in the given game time.

    I am now in final discussions with a well know television production company.

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