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    Wifes new clothes

    This frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers
    in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
    She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits
    in the lounge opposite her husband.
    At strategic moments she crosses her legs ....... enough times till
    her husband says.......
    "Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"
    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
    "Thank Christ for that....... I thought the stuffing was coming out of
    the sofa!."

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    Very good!!!!!funny

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    Reminds me of the hooker wearing crotchless tights who opened her legs and asked a passer by if he wanted some business. He said, "If it has rotted your tights like that I don't want to know."

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    When was the funeral; or will he be, permanently disfigure like that?

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