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Thread: Excuse me sir - do you have a licence for that there sporran...?

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    Excuse me sir - do you have a licence for that there sporran...?

    Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch

    "...Nicely just doesn't cut the cheese....." A new twist on management-speak courtesy of a colleague.

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    And fishing flies!?!?
    can you imagine the paperwork involved producing licenses for a box of several hundred flies!!??

    this country drives me up the fecking wall!!!

    we want to license sporrans but you can buy tiger bones and rhino horn openly in China!!

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    It's about as sensible as crushing carved ivory antiques as happened on tv recently.
    Like that's going to make a difference to the Chinese market for Ivory.
    "Don't say I didnae warn ye !"

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    The story is from 2007.

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    Oooops, maybe it was supposed to be posted yesterday...1st April.
    "Don't say I didnae warn ye !"

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    Sounds like something the No campaign would come up with


    Alan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiltshire Lad View Post
    The story is from 2007.
    Doh!! Just saw it on the BBC site this lunchtime...and didn't look at the date. Just off to go and slap myself around the chops.....REALLY hard......
    Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch

    "...Nicely just doesn't cut the cheese....." A new twist on management-speak courtesy of a colleague.

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    This is about as bad as eBay deleting the advertisement for custom hunting knife with fossil Mastodon ivory handle, because it was "an endangered species".

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    Why worry there were truck loads of badgers in England .Lets make very good use of them I hate waist.

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