Man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the
kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged
their dad for a clue.

The dad said, "Well, it's what mummy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an @r5e-h0le!

Sorry for any offensive words - but it makes the joke !