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Thread: had a bad day at work?

  1. #1

    had a bad day at work?

    When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
    [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]


    Try this out:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
    and go to the thermometer section and
    purchase a rectal thermometer made
    by Johnson & Johnson.

    Be very sure you get this brand.
    When you get home, lock your doors,
    draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
    so you will not be disturbed.

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
    Open the package and remove the thermometer.
    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
    You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



    "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
    Johnson & Johnson.'

    HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS!

  2. #2
    You have been too close to squirrelnutkin!

  3. #3
    Thought you were gonna tell us you`d got lost at work or something.

    Sorry, i couldn`t resist that.

    wadas

  4. #4
    Priceless.

    Just need to stop p*****g my self laughing

    Jonathon

  5. #5
    Wadas
    You took the words rite outta my mouth..
    Fester

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    sounds like u ideal job fest! Your never going to live that one down walkabout bob mike! Hope your keeping well mate.

  7. #7
    1st Question - have YOU bought a rectal thermometer ?
    2nd - If yes , weren't you a bit afraid of it getting lost up there ??
    3rd - Can't you just buy one that goes under your tongue ?
    4th - how big are they

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Waldy
    1st Question - have YOU bought a rectal thermometer ?
    2nd - If yes , weren't you a bit afraid of it getting lost up there ??
    3rd - Can't you just buy one that goes under your tongue ?
    4th - how big are they
    Waldy, why so interested in the size of them/

  9. #9
    it could be an even worse day at work if yiou had this guys job

  10. #10
    Cos I took my own temperature this morning & got a weird taste in my mouth !!!!! Wondered if I picked up the wronng kind

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