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    A buck with balls but no.......penis

    Shot a fallow buck and went to do the usual, grab the penile tuft, and to my surprise the tuft was very small, and there was no opening to his penis. There was a penile tube under the skin, there were nipples and udder and when I had a squeeze of the udder (as one does) some urine came out from the udder on the right hand side where you can see a sort of second penile tuft. He was a mature buck, 4/5 years, very healthy and fit, but not a chance in hell he would be able to breed with no opening. An enormous body, mediocre head.

    Anyone else seen this? Picture for interest!Attachment 40706
    Last edited by stalker.308; 16-04-2014 at 09:41.

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    That is weird, never seen that before, maybe left his important bit on some barbed wire!
    Cheers
    Richard

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    Beings the bobbit case to mind (was he caught cheating by his doe)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by devon deer stalker View Post
    That is weird, never seen that before, maybe left his important bit on some barbed wire!
    Cheers
    Richard
    I did wonder that, but why would the original hole seal up and then re-route...... unless it was two small openings? What it did result in was his back hoves/legs smelling of wee as it must have come out at a funny angle and run down the legs.

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    Is it just me or does it look as though he's giving birth to a little one? Looks like a small head poking out

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealChuckNorris View Post
    Is it just me or does it look as though he's giving birth to a little one? Looks like a small head poking out
    Not just you

    Neil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devon deer stalker View Post
    That is weird, never seen that before, maybe left his important bit on some barbed wire!
    Cheers
    Richard
    Yes, horrible stuff barbed wire, it can do the same injury to male working dogs.

    atb Tim

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealChuckNorris View Post
    Is it just me or does it look as though he's giving birth to a little one? Looks like a small head poking out
    No not just you we must be the special ones

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    Red stag with a dicky dong.
    Another of natures failures and a prime cull specimen.
    HWH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stag1933 View Post
    Red stag with a dicky dong.
    Another of natures failures and a prime cull specimen.
    HWH.
    ouch..........

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