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    son mentaly scared

    took my girlfriends dog to be mated at the weekend , my 14 year old son came too so i could take him back to his mums on the way home .during the process the stud dogs owner put some lube on the bitches parts . after the deed was done we were on our way when my son said "thanks dad i realy wanted to see an old man finger blast a labrador , that image is burned into my retina " im still laughing about it 2 days later
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    You should be investigated for child abuse

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    brilliant corkers , must admit I remember my first time witnessing lambing or calving it was quite something to get used to watching my old man put his hand up inside a sheep and pulling out a what seemed to be dead looking lamb then swinging it from side to side and throwing it on the ground for it to wake up and a few minutes later stand up lol Not quite the same thing but it was talking about grown men putting hands where nature did not intend hands to go lol

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    Haha. Fingerblast.

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    His first girlfriend might be a bit disappointed if he thinks that's how it's done......................


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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    His first girlfriend might be a bit disappointed if he thinks that's how it's done......................

    I just spat my tea out laughing thinking of the consequences

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    my dog tied for ten minutes his first time I know I didn't do that long.......................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdigger View Post
    took my girlfriends dog to be mated at the weekend , my 14 year old son came too so i could take him back to his mums on the way home .during the process the stud dogs owner put some lube on the bitches parts . after the deed was done we were on our way when my son said "thanks dad i realy wanted to see an old man finger blast a labrador , that image is burned into my retina " im still laughing about it 2 days later
    I laughed so much that it made me cry and my wife wanted to know why. I was physically unable to read the post to her, so after several failed attempts she read it herself, now she is laughing as well.

    Thanks for the laugh!

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