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    Got to love the farmers wife!!

    Evening all,
    just managed to pick up 350 acres, in the strangest way popped on to see a farmer I have shot a few lamp shy foxes for in the past, for the pre lambing chat. Part of the conversation went abit like this, farmer - I must find the earths, farmers wife - mmmmmm when? Farmer - Saturday, f/w - no, f/w to me how are you fixed? Me - I'll find them and let you know where they are ( the farmer likes to shoot them himself) f/w - no just deal with them and keep us posted he needs to have more family time, oh if you have time to sort it for us you can do the deer as well ok? I refrained from kissing her, but will be dropping something round!

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    well done. Just be careful what you "drop round" as the farmer might not be so pleased as the farmers wife.

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