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    Scottish love story


    An elderly Scotsman man lay dying in his bed.

    While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his

    favourite scones wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,

    and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
    With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen.

    Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven,

    for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his

    favourite scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his

    devoted Scottish wife of sixty years,

    seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his

    knees in rumpled posture.

    His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table,

    when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon ..........

    Hand's off she said, they're for the funeral.

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