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    Favourite obituaries

    Following Private Frazier's thread I thought I might post my favourite obituary, not very pc but what a guy.

    Tanky Challenor

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    I quite like Spike Milligans,

    "See, I told you I was I'll!"
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

    Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they never get it wrong.

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    on mine i would like it to read "He ran out of powder!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by defender View Post
    Following Private Frazier's thread I thought I might post my favourite obituary, not very pc but what a guy.

    Tanky Challenor
    "You're f*****g nicked, my beauty. Boo the Queen, would you?"

    Excellent

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    one i saw printed supposedly written by the deceased chaps wife 'stiff at last '
    a barony original

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    Believe it or not, i used to have a book of epitaphs. I cant remeber many now but one sticks in my mind. Here lie I, no wonder i'm dead. A broad wheeled wagon drove over my head. Grim death took me without a warning. I was fine at night but dead by morning.

    Ezzy

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    "Fred's Dead"

    David.

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    There is of course Byron's epitaph for Lord Castlereagh from 1816:

    Posterity will ne'er survey
    A nobler scene than this.
    Here lie the bones of Castlereagh.
    Stop traveller, and piss.

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    Willie Fowler, author of Countrymans Cooking - what a character

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/feat...es-Recipe.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1967spud View Post
    on mine i would like it to read "He ran out of powder!"
    Killed by the enemy or by angry reloaders Spud ?

    "Don't say I didnae warn ye !"

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