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    Get the FACTS right

    Mr. James Smith,

    206 Andover Road,
    Salisbury,
    Wiltshire.

    Dear Mr. Smith,

    Many thanks for your letter, suggesting your ex-wife as an ideal candidate for our new quiz show.

    I have reviewed the qualities you describe of her, and agree that she may possess the attributes we are looking for in the show's contestants. However, before we take this any further, I must point out that the name of the show is actually Fact Hunt.

    In light of this, please let me know if we should proceed and contact the lady concerned.

    Yours,

    Charles Knight,
    Light Entertainment,
    BBC Television Centre,
    London.
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    I said as I slipped the knife through the cord

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    oooooohhh now you will cop it,
    DONT START

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    All in how you read in it ........ !

    Immediately thought of two friends to copy and paste this to .....................

    ................. then realised one had a good lady who rather fitted, ............... as I work with both of that marriage thought discretion better ......... !

    ...... only sent to one friend, who knowing the other will be currently peeing himself laughing !

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    Quote Originally Posted by AN DU RU FOX View Post
    oooooohhh now you will cop it,

    AN DU RU FOX WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU MEAN?
    "you nae be needing these no more"
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