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    Exciting new BUPA Programme:

    Exciting new BUPA Programme:
    You're a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care.
    So what do you do?
    Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
    Of course, this means you will be sent to prison..... where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating,
    air conditioning and all the health care you need!
    Need new teeth? No problem.
    Need glasses? Thatís great.
    Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
    Theyíre all covered.
    As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
    And who will be paying for all of this?
    Itís the same government that just told you that they cannot afford to pay for your nursing care.
    And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
    Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay income tax
    Is this a great country or what?

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    Many a true word said in jest

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    I'm sure it's not that good. I've heard they torture you in prison by giving you a TV in your cell. After a year or so your brain will have turned to mush.

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    I do work in a prison and let me tell you life is good for them.If you didn't laugh at the first post you would cry

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