I've recently taken over the neighbour's garden and have been working on transforming it from a piece of urban scrubland into something I can enjoy. It would appear that it's paying dividends as this chap clearly finds my pile of vegetable debris and grass cuttings to be a great place for a bit of a lie-in of a morning. Well you're welcome to it as long as I'm not yet using it. But after that, move off somewhere else.
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