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Thread: Chainsaw problem or worse

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    DIY vasectomy??
    Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch

    "...Nicely just doesn't cut the cheese....." A new twist on management-speak courtesy of a colleague.

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    Talking to a retired Kiwi A&E staff nurse recently. She said what all the casualty staff dreaded most coming in was a chainsaw accident. The wound is jagged and filthy with dirt and oil. Take care.
    The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"

    The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. William Blake

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    Oooooocccchhhhh

    what a position to be in

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    i suppose it,l stop him breedin any more missing links,DOH

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    Quote Originally Posted by tozzybum View Post
    i suppose it,l stop him breedin any more missing links,DOH
    That'll be 'natural selection'!
    The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"

    The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. William Blake

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    As long as the clutch isn't broken he should be fine.

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    must have bigger balls than me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by polester View Post
    must have bigger balls than me lol
    Not if the clutch IS broken. ��

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    Troubleshooting:

    Problem - Chain brake failure.
    Fix - Use testicles as chain brake.

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