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    The same Yorkshire hooker

    The same hooker puts up an advert on the window in a local news agent.

    Any three words 5 all in

    Prity soon,she has a cue by her front door.

    first guy' spank me silly

    second guy 'shag me senseless'

    Third guy,real old school Yorkshire man says

    'Paint my house'

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    Yep Yorkshire men are Scotchmen with their generosity drained out

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    What the hell is a "SCOTCHMEN"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    What the hell is a "SCOTCHMEN"?
    Ooooooooooh Now he`s in twubble .... you just beat me to it RD

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    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    What the hell is a "SCOTCHMEN"?
    Guys that drink scotch perhaps?
    It's the calibre of the shooter that counts not the calibre of the rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    What the hell is a "SCOTCHMEN"?
    Sounds like the the whiskey version of a "ciderhead".........

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    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    What the hell is a "SCOTCHMEN"?
    They're known as oatmeal savages in these parts

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    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    What the hell is a "SCOTCHMEN"?
    Someone who uses a fork in the sugar bowl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by awmc View Post
    They're known as oatmeal savages in these parts
    I prefer 'Porridge Wog' personally

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