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    Lancashire Hooker.

    A Lancashire couple fall on hard times and decide the wife should go on the game.
    So when she gets home after her first night of business, her husband asks how much she's earned.
    10.20 she says. Husband throws his cap ont floor, "10.20!!!!who the f@#^* gave you 20p"
    All of em she replies.

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    What about the Pat and Mick who ran a Dublin pub that wasn't doing too well.
    Pat suggests that they turn it into a brothel to which Mick replies-

    "If you can't sell Guinness what chance have you of selling broth".



    p.s. Well you started it Highseat, the old ones are still the best.
    It's the calibre of the shooter that counts not the calibre of the rifle.

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