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Thread: I really hope this isn't true - Alternative use for deer tongue

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    I really hope this isn't true - Alternative use for deer tongue

    Never let your wife help when you're butchering deer!

    Woman Hospitalized To Remove Deer Tongue She Used To ‘Please’ Herself.A woman from Little Rock, Arkansas, is now recovering after a bizarre chain of events that led doctors to find the tongue of a deer lodged into her vag!na.
    Read more here: Woman Hospitalized To Remove Deer Tongue She Used To Herself

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    Waste not, want not. But eeeeeeuuuugggghhhh!
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

    Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they never get it wrong.

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    Well TT you cant lick that one mate well found

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    Terrible affliction this Alzheimer's, forgetting a deer tongue would certainly give it a case of bad breath.
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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    Question is was the deer still attached & alive when the tongue became stuck?
    Don't answer that I don't really want to know

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    I knew this story was familiar:
    See my blog for - My kindly sponsored DSC1 course and chart my progress from deer virgin to stalking veteran
    AND my new puppy progress DIARY

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimpleSimon View Post
    Bloody hell she does have a bad memory! Not only did she forget it was up there, but she's done it twice! ;-)

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    Nothing wrong with a good bit of tongue
    Maybe she likes a bit of STEVIE WONDER

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    I missed Autumn Watch tonight!

    The enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

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