A woman walks into a petshop looking to buy a parrot,the salesman says he has 3 for sale, 1 for 700 pounds 1 for 500 pounds and one for 50 quid the woman asks why the 3rd is so cheap the salesmans says that it used to be in a brothel,the woman laughs and thinks it would be a quirky bird to have so buys it.
When she gets home the parrot squaks "f!*$ me a new brothel" then her daughters arrive home and the parrot squacks "f^*k me two new prostitutes" and the girls all laugh, little while later the husband comes home and the parrot squacks "f*%K me ken i aint seen you in weeks"