Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Swan Depletion

  1. #1

    Swan Depletion

    A hunter was charged with shooting and eating a Mute Swan.
    He told the court the gun had gone off by pure accident,and it seemed wasteful not to eat it.
    The magistrate a lover of country sports agreed with him and said it was a perfectly reasonable explanation and found him not guilty.
    "Tell me",said the JP,as a matter of interest,"What does Mute Swan taste like?"
    The hunter said "Actually,it taste just like a Whooper Swan".

  2. #2

  3. #3

  4. #4
    Polish Turkey with a good sized carp as a starter!
    A lot of truth in this joke sadly.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey Spanker View Post
    A lot of truth in this joke sadly. MS
    Nah, not really, they don't taste like whooper at all, what they do taste like is Barnacle Geese !!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts