Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine that can see 100
years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout,
he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president,
crime is non-existent, there is no conflict. The economy is healthy. There
are no worries"

Gordon thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so
he asks "What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
But he's just staring at it.

"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say"

Gordon replies, " Be buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!"