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    Chicken Farmer

    Chicken farmer went to a local bar..... Sat next to a woman and
    ordered a glass of champagne..


    The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of
    champagne, too!'


    'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me....
    I am celebrating'


    'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the
    woman.


    'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man
    asked, 'What are you celebrating?'


    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
    gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'


    'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years
    all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertile
    eggs.'


    'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become
    fertile?'


    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

    The woman smiled and said,

    'What a coincidence.

  2. #2
    Brilliant mate. sounds like me in my younger days, 5 weans to my name with four different women. Whats her name????? HaHa

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by tumbleweed View Post
    Brilliant mate. sounds like me in my younger days, 5 weans to my name with four different women. Whats her name????? HaHa
    And you are proud of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tumbleweed View Post
    Brilliant mate. sounds like me in my younger days, 5 weans to my name with four different women. Whats her name????? HaHa

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    Coinedence l'd say....not keeping all your eggs in one basket..!
    "let him without sin cast the first stone"





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