The SNP scottish government employs 50% of the Scottish population so they have invent yet more things for all their employees to do.
Did if you know that for all our children, from the end of March, there will be a state appointed "responsible adult" to ensure that we are all brining up our children correctly and so when we employ them at the weekends as beaters - they fit perfectly under brambles, or in the workshop - small hands are ideal for reaching under the boat engine to get back that important bolt you have dropped, or making "African chocolate" (as my five year old once explained to her primary teacher - first daddy shoots a deer, then we chop it into long thin strips and dry it), or as one member of this erstwhile site has done, post a picture on face book of his two month old son in a large cooking pot, the responsible adult will be pointing out the error of our ways.
I suppose its it's a modern world problem!