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    Ode to a Blaser!

    Ode to a Blaser!

    My Blaser is so quick and slick
    But people still must take the mick
    It shoots so very straight
    But still causes much hate
    It's so balanced and compact
    But the jealous still won't face the fact
    Blasers are the best!!

    My Blaser is so well made
    It puts other rifles in the shade
    It's deadly and dependable every time
    Let people sneer, that's just fine
    I'm not in the least bit bitter
    Because most other rifles are just shitter!!
    Blasers are the best!!

    Many say that they cost too much money
    Which I find really quite funny
    How can you put a price on perfection?
    Blasers give me a serious erection..
    I will never ever part with mine
    It will be with me until the end of time...
    Blasers are the best!!

    So bitch and sneer all you like
    The detractors can just take a hike
    Blaser owners know what's best
    And they realise that it is all in jest
    But in-spite of the all the stick
    Blaser owners don't miss a trick
    Because they know that.... Blasers are the best!!



    I'm sorry if this causes anything other than amusement because that is certainly all that is intended.... Happy stalking!
    Last edited by Sauerkraut; 08-02-2015 at 10:46.

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    Rabbie Burns is spinning in his grave..... keep up the day job!

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    Rabbie Burns is spinning in his grave..... keep up the day job!

    I can only apologise! - no plans to change career at this stage....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    Rabbie Burns is spinning in his grave..... keep up the day job!
    You're thinking of Rudyard Kipling who did know something about shooting. Blasers may be accurate, but how can you address an ode to something that looks like a bilge-pump?
    If I'm going to be accused of it then it's just as well I did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RED-DOT View Post
    Rabbie Burns is spinning in his grave..... keep up the day job!
    William McGonagall was more of a straight pull man. Although his audiences found it difficult to keep a straight face…

    Alan

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    My mate once bought a Blaser,
    It was a piece of S**t!
    He didn't like it very much,
    So he got rid of it!

    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

    Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they never get it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by long_range_rob View Post
    My mate once bought a Blaser,
    It was a piece of S**t!
    He didn't like it very much,
    So he got rid of it!

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    I used to have a Blaser, but like most childish things I grew out of it.

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    I have a confession, I nearly bought one, thankfully, I saw sense and bought a Sako instead 😊
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    I often think of Blasers and their rapid second shot
    And the ability to take several game whilst it is on the trot
    It's all very appealing but then I realise
    That I just need one well placed shot, I just ain't a Blaser guy

    For when I think of nice rifles I turn to falling blocks
    or maybe a nice Kipplauf with a round to powder rocks
    You can keep your high intensity, I just want sectional density
    I need one shot not two or three, so keep your posh publicity
    I guess it's now quite clear to see, that Blasers are quite simply;
    not for me


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