Sauerkraut
Active Member
Ode to a Blaser!
My Blaser is so quick and slick
But people still must take the mick
It shoots so very straight
But still causes much hate
It's so balanced and compact
But the jealous still won't face the fact
Blasers are the best!!
My Blaser is so well made
It puts other rifles in the shade
It's deadly and dependable every time
Let people sneer, that's just fine
I'm not in the least bit bitter
Because most other rifles are just shitter!!
Blasers are the best!!
Many say that they cost too much money
Which I find really quite funny
How can you put a price on perfection?
Blasers give me a serious erection..
I will never ever part with mine
It will be with me until the end of time...
Blasers are the best!!
So bitch and sneer all you like
The detractors can just take a hike
Blaser owners know what's best
And they realise that it is all in jest
But in-spite of the all the stick
Blaser owners don't miss a trick
Because they know that.... Blasers are the best!!
I'm sorry if this causes anything other than amusement because that is certainly all that is intended.... Happy stalking!
My Blaser is so quick and slick
But people still must take the mick
It shoots so very straight
But still causes much hate
It's so balanced and compact
But the jealous still won't face the fact
Blasers are the best!!
My Blaser is so well made
It puts other rifles in the shade
It's deadly and dependable every time
Let people sneer, that's just fine
I'm not in the least bit bitter
Because most other rifles are just shitter!!
Blasers are the best!!
Many say that they cost too much money
Which I find really quite funny
How can you put a price on perfection?
Blasers give me a serious erection..
I will never ever part with mine
It will be with me until the end of time...
Blasers are the best!!
So bitch and sneer all you like
The detractors can just take a hike
Blaser owners know what's best
And they realise that it is all in jest
But in-spite of the all the stick
Blaser owners don't miss a trick
Because they know that.... Blasers are the best!!
I'm sorry if this causes anything other than amusement because that is certainly all that is intended.... Happy stalking!
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