A couple for you.

john.d.m

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A father speaking to his 10 yr old sone one day, son, he says, I think it`s time I told you about the birds and bees, to which, the 10 yr old started sreaming and crying :???:
The father asked him what was wrong, to which the 10 yr old replied.
Well dad, when I was 4 you told me the easter bunny didn`t exist, it took me a fortnight to get over that ! :eek:
Then when I was 6, you told me that the tooth fairy was just a myth ! I was absolutley gutted, took me a month to get over that 1 !
Then even worse,when I was 8, you told me that Father Christmas didn`t exist !! well,that was the one that did it for me, took me 6 months of crying and sobbing to come to terms with that !
Now your gonna tell me that adults don`t have sex, I`ll have nothing to look forward to in this life :cry:

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