In the style of Viz….@StephenJD
Forgive me, I am unable recall the exact details (I have tried to wipe them from my mind).
The first quote was in the order of £1,500 - that was to 'dip and pack' in Mozambique.
I sensed (from some previous bitter experience) that this was only the start of the bill.
I asked the Mozambique end what the 'projected' costs were at each stage.
My in-box was then rammed with 'quotes' from the various parties that would be involved in getting the damn things home.
Transportation, vets, licences, export/import, community charges, flights (more expensive than my ticket), the list is endless.
I did a quick totting up and it came in around £7,500.
Couple of additional things to think about.
Kudu horns.
Massive Kudu horns.
I do not live in a castle...
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Where on earth did I think I was going to put them?
Also, and thinking back to 2012, when I went through this with a fairly large crate (shared with another Hunter) - that process went on for over two years. We would regularly get 'updates' about where our crate was, and what we now owed the lasted lucky recipient. This went on for over two years.
We finally got an email from Heathrow to say our crate had landed there, and we had to pay £500 in taxes before they would release it. Just a final kick in the wallet.
Honestly, it is brutal.
As a result of my 'naivety' from early Safaris, I have one or two pieces in my 'Man Cave' - I enjoy the memories they bring, but it still makes me feel sick when I think of the cost of getting them home.
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I have always believed that the answer to long Kudu/Oryx horns is to mount them downstairs and cut small holes through the ceiling for each of the horns. That way you benefit from the trophy both upstairs and downstairs