As a practical joker I immediately thought.

[John Gryphon]

I need to get a pair of rams balls and proffer them to the hand ha ha.

 

[Apthorpe]

This trial has been very successful with one man having had his testicles checked 680 times on the first day

 

[Demetrius]

Didn't think Kiwis were so bashful....

D.

 

[Mike1979]

We could also have a second booth for a quick prostate check

 

[John Gryphon]

We could also have a second booth for a quick prostate check

Thats done on the other side of the booth,its a hand on each shoulder check.

 

[Mike1979]

Thats done on the other side of the booth,its a hand on each shoulder check.

Any port in a storm

 

[BenBhoy]

This trial has been very successful with one man having had his testicles checked 680 times on the first day

They told me that was confidential!!!

 

[Mike1979]

They told me that was confidential!!!

You must have been sore as surely the 1000 times you do a "self check" each day would have made that a heavy day

 

[John Gryphon]

You must have been sore as surely the 1000 times you do a "self check" each day would have made that a heavy day

He was obviously lightening the load multiple times.

 

[Swedish]

You must have been sore as surely the 1000 times you do a "self check" each day would have made that a heavy day

Being a Creedmoor shooter Mike surely you don't have to 'self-check'?

 

[Mike1979]

Being a Creedmoor shooter Mike surely you don't have to 'self-check'?

Very true..its gets a good check "frequently" ...makes sitting down uncomfy but thats a cross I have to bear

 

[Apthorpe]

They told me that was confidential!!!

It was. I was the fellow wearing the glove.

That should put you off visiting it tomorrow.

 

[BenBhoy]

That should put you off visiting it tomorrow.

Don't be so self critical, you've a very gentle touch!!