Beating the wife.......

white van man

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Conversation goes.....
Why are you cleaning that rifle again??? You only did it last week.......
Well I shot it last week and then again last evening........
Why are you not cleaning any of the other ones.........
They are clean and I haven't shot them.........
Youve obviously got too many guns if you don't use them........

LOOK if I had shot that Muntie yesterday with a lower power rifle at a long distance and it ran away injured you would be having a go. If I had shot it with my high powered rifle and brought home half a Muntie you would have a go.
So I have different power rifles for different outings.

Off she goes muttering ......You've still got too many rifles.

Now the question is.....Did I win that argument ???? It very rarely happens so I am not really sure.

Mother-in-Law chips in.....if he wasn't playing with guns he could be out drinking and chasing other women !!!!!!!!
Gotta say I have a great mother in Law.

Cheers Steve.
 

DJB266

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You argued with your wife.... Of course you didn’t win! We never win against women!
 

paul o'

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Q' is how may pairs of shoe's and hand bags has she got ? :idea: go get another rifle bud you know you need one for very short range as well :norty:
 

potshotpat

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Conversation goes.....
Why are you cleaning that rifle again??? You only did it last week.......
Well I shot it last week and then again last evening........
Why are you not cleaning any of the other ones.........
They are clean and I haven't shot them.........
Youve obviously got too many guns if you don't use them........

LOOK if I had shot that Muntie yesterday with a lower power rifle at a long distance and it ran away injured you would be having a go. If I had shot it with my high powered rifle and brought home half a Muntie you would have a go.
So I have different power rifles for different outings.

Off she goes muttering ......You've still got too many rifles.

Now the question is.....Did I win that argument ???? It very rarely happens so I am not really sure.

Mother-in-Law chips in.....if he wasn't playing with guns he could be out drinking and chasing other women !!!!!!!!
Gotta say I have a great mother in Law.

Cheers Steve.
My Dad told me it's worthwhile getting married to find out how crafty women can be.:old:
 

reloader54

Well-Known Member
Conversation goes.....
Why are you cleaning that rifle again??? You only did it last week.......
Well I shot it last week and then again last evening........
Why are you not cleaning any of the other ones.........
They are clean and I haven't shot them.........
Youve obviously got too many guns if you don't use them........

LOOK if I had shot that Muntie yesterday with a lower power rifle at a long distance and it ran away injured you would be having a go. If I had shot it with my high powered rifle and brought home half a Muntie you would have a go.
So I have different power rifles for different outings.

Off she goes muttering ......You've still got too many rifles.

Now the question is.....Did I win that argument ???? It very rarely happens so I am not really sure.

Mother-in-Law chips in.....if he wasn't playing with guns he could be out drinking and chasing other women !!!!!!!!
Gotta say I have a great mother in Law.

Cheers Steve.


this is the reason a lot of women don't fart that often,,,,

they never keep their mouths shut long enough to build up enough pressure.;)
 

User00014

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I have a great wife, she never moans unless there is no venison in the freezer, plus she has an addiction to tropic cosmetics which is atleast £100 a month habit so no comments are made about anything I do really.
 

scotsgun

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Completely missed your first mistake. You admitted to having more than one rifle. Buy yourself an over-size bag or case and then you can come and go with as many as you want. The colour, stock, calibre and configuration may change , but it's only ever 'the rifle.'
 

Dan Newcombe

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Sounds like a result, keep her well away. My wife also shoots and comes to the local competitions and I have never manged to beat her yet!
 

mchughcb

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Vierlings can be heavy beasts. Some bock drillilngs can weigh as much as a standard rifle but with a 20G to boot.
 

reloader54

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Priceless...... even the wife laughed at that.

keep them coming,

Willowbank.


Just for balance and to show any ladeez here the funny side of life too,
why were women born without a sense of humour??
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So they could love men,,, and not laugh at them.;)
 

paul o'

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? Thought is was so they can **** you off one day and please you another , mind you being married is like a Sunday dinner .?
 

armo.

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Now the question is.....Did I win that argument ???? It very rarely happens so I am not really sure.

There is literally no point in winning an argument with a woman - they will either get increasingly irrational before ending up screaming and in tears or circle round for a follow-on argument a short time later. Don't try to win it.
 

potshotpat

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A mate of mine married a beautiful Greek girl years ago, an absolute stunner. For thier 25th wedding aniversary he bought her a gold necklace I asked him what she thought about it, he said she's delighted with it now she knows she has a line to stop at when she's shaving :lol::tiphat:
 

reloader54

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"winning an argument with a woman,, is just like winning the who's going to sleep on the sofa competition":rofl:
 
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